I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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