i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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