He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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