Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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