She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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