I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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