Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
So. Much. Porn.
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