Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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