Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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