lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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