East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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