PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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