Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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