is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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