I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Randomize