I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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