This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
So much Jack, so little girl.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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