Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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