at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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