There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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