At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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