My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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