This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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