At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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