Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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