so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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