she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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