Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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