i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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