guys are only as good as the porn they watch
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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