we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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