white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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