Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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