In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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