No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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