before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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