I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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