Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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