Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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