Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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