We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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