i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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