Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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