i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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