no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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