Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
its not stalking. its research.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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