Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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