would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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