I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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