Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
