is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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