I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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