Just mADE A PArabola og urine
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
birth control should be required to get into college
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
