and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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