Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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