i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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