Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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