Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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